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Benevolent Dictator
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He’s made some choices. He stands by most of them. This vintage-inspired raccoon tee features everyone’s favorite nocturnal agent of chaos enjoying a quiet moment with a cigarette and absolutely no intention of explaining himself. Perfect for raccoon people, questionable decision-makers, and anyone just trying to get through the day with their dignity mostly intact.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Made using sustainably grown US cotton
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.
