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The Small Talk One Star Review Tee delivers an unsolicited but entirely accurate assessment of everyone's least favourite social obligation. No plot, too many characters and absolutely no reason this couldn't have been an email. Featuring bold typography and a hilariously unimpressed one-star rating, this minimalist graphic tee is for introverts, socially selective adults and anyone who has ever considered hiding behind a houseplant to avoid discussing the weather. Some experiences simply don't deserve a second chance. Small talk is one of them.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Details
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric
Relaxed unisex fit
Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
Available in sizes S–4XL
Made using sustainably grown US cotton
Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Low iron if needed. Avoid dry cleaning.
